Big Points For iPod Wearers
By Miketron
We've all seen them walking around like zombies with a brain-sucking attachment. The blind, confident jay-walkers who have their iPods turned all the way up and refuse to look where thy walk or accept the consequences of physics related to the weight of a car and a human body colliding.
Well, the International Body of Pedestrian Points Allocation has officially set "iPod Pedestrians" at the unprecedented score of 11 out of 10. So you know what to do people.
The pedestrian values table now looks like this:
Well, the International Body of Pedestrian Points Allocation has officially set "iPod Pedestrians" at the unprecedented score of 11 out of 10. So you know what to do people.
The pedestrian values table now looks like this:
| iPod wearing pedestrian | 11 Points |
| Adult on razor scooter | 10 Points |
| Polo shirt with up-turned collar | 9 Points |
| Rollerblader | 8 Points |
| Australian current affairs presenter | 7 Points |
| Farmer in the City | 6 Points |
| Member of Osbourne family | 5 Points |
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