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Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt


Lightning bolt has killed more people than Steven Seagal himself. Probably.
Summary: I wouldn't dare to get any information wrong about Steven Seagal's energy drink, so this is quoted directly from the official lightningdrink.com:

"Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt is an energy drink as unique as the man who created it. It has pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks and emerged as many “firsts”:

- First energy drink to contain Tibetan Goji Berries.
- First energy drink to contain Asian Cordyceps.

"When Steven Seagal traveled to Asia searching for the ingredients for Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, he wanted a universal Asian character to summarize it's energy and power. The character known as "CHI" stands for power, and energy in many Asian languages and cultures.

"The name Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature - The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it's a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lightning Bolt energy drink."

Huh? What is this semi-literate babble? Anyway, the drink tastes like torture as a bunch of Youtubers will testify.


Chunder rating: 
    

Interesting fact:  While being interviewed about his animal rights work, Seagal was asked to provide an example of a special interaction with an animal. He told the story of a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. He described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After a few days of living together, the dog's barks warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the fire. He never saw the dog again.


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