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The Perfect Pair

The Perfect Pair

By Riaz Bhunnoo

It’s the job that most men, and dare I say some women, dream of doing: leafing through countless photos of topless women with the sole aim of finding the perfect breasts.

Patrick Mallucci from London Plastic Surgery Associates has done just that and presented his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement earlier this month. Of course the quest for the perfect pair required him to scour lad’s mags for as many photos of scantily clad women as he could find, all in the name of cosmetic surgery. His findings have allowed him to form a template around which to plan a breast enlargement, and have resulted in a standard set of aesthetics.

According to the research Caprice's breasts are bang on perfect.
Mr Mallucci said: “I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive.” He found that the key factor is nipple position which directly affects the breast’s proportions: “The ideal is a 45 to 55 percent proportion between the upper and lower halves of the breast - that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 percent from the top.”

So the obvious question is, which model was most visually pleasing up top? Mr Mallucci said the nicest looking breasts belonged to model Caprice Bourret – an opinion shared by many of his clients – and patients regularly asked him not to make their breasts the same shape as Victoria Beckham's "unnaturally round" globes.

The lucky bugger has clearly made some wise career choices to have stumbled across this task. Who funded this ‘research’ and where we need to go to form an orderly queue is still unclear.

Caprice.com (whence we pinched the picture) has more photos of the lovely lady if you feel so inclined. We can't say anything about their nipples, but you might also like to check out our Hot Scientists of the even hotter Riaz Bhunnoo. See, you have more fun when you stick with the Null:

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Title image: Ejdzej
Caprice: Caprice



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