June 2005 caption, Vol 1, Issue 9

Winner: “Bob, the photographer, didn.t know what was more incredible - the fact that the doctor was expecting a heartbeat or the fact that the dead monkey was checking the time.” Gareth Hardy,

“He's dead Jim (but not as we know it).” Karl,

“Mr Piltdown had quite a wait to see the consultant.” Darren Longhorn, Leeds

“NHS hospital waiting times hit an all time high.” James Stapleton, Maidstone

May 2005 caption, Vol 1, Issue 8

“Terry enjoyed a space bar with his morning coffee.” Tony, by email

“Ctrl Alt BYTE.” Looloo, Canada

“"Control" is the "key" to proper nutrition.” Dan T,

“Justin struggled with the last part of the 'a computer component in every orifice' challenge.” Ross, London

April 2005 caption, Vol 1, Issue 7

Winner: “Wong really wanted to get into her drawers.” Martin,

“The Ikea sales rep was a hard man to get rid of.” Roger Pilfrey, Cape Town, SA.

“Any room in there for a little one?” Katherine Morgan, Cardiff, UK.

March 2005 caption, Vol 1, Issue 6

Winner: “Kevin knew that success in the lab’s annual gecko blending competition was finally his.” Erica Thomas, Liverpool

“So, this is how much mucus a moustache catches in one month?” Anon,

“Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!” Matthew Logue, N. Ireland

February 2005 caption, Vol 1, Issue 5

Winner: “You have a cheek to call me one-sided. ” Raphael Kearns, N. Ireland

“Get in that bloody suitcase! Why do you do this every time the act is over.” Steve,

“Copy cat killings on the increase.” Raphael Kearns, N. Ireland

“Get out you dufus! It is my turn now.” U. Yildirim, UK