New Species Of Sifaka

By Dr. Bluen Whytarmee
Fortress Portman Institute of Higher Genius, Ipswich.

Sifakas are large, conspicuous lemurs found predominantly in Eastern Madagascar. During a recent scouting trip to the little known region around Lake Pon I observed a previously undescribed group of these lemurs.

These individuals spent much more time grooming themselves, often shaping their fur into different styles (as shown). Furthermore they were noted to only accept food that was free of saturated fat, carbohydrate, monosodium glutamate and taste.

I propose the Pon sifaka be named a new species.